Worse Than Epic Fail

You know how everyone knows not to send money to Nigerians? (if not, please read this) Well, apparently Citibank missed that memo. Consider the following letter:

Dear Citybancs,

We are to requesting wire of our funds in the amount of USD$27 millon to the attatched listing of acounts. The enclosed check for US$50000,00 is meaning to cover any cost you would have to be incur to complete thsi transfer. Please send funds emmeidately as we are to needing them now.

Thank you,

Ethipoia

Guess what they did? Ok, so that letter's made up. But the fact that they sent $27 million to a Nigerian scammer isn't.

I can't stop laughing about this. How much you want to bet they're going to be asking for more bailout funds now?

Update: The government may end up owning 40% of Citibank. Coincidence?

One, by U2

Is it getting better

Or do you feel the same

Will it make it easier on you

Now you got someone to blame

You say

One love

One life

When it’s one need

In the night

It’s one love

We get to share it

It leaves you baby

If you don’t care for it

Did I disappoint you?

Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?

You act like you never had love

And you want me to go without

Well it’s too late

Tonight

To drag the past out

Into the light

We’re one

But were not the same

We get to carry each other

Carry each other

One

Have you come here for forgiveness

Have you come to raise the dead

Have you come here to play Jesus

To the lepers in your head

Did I ask too much

More than a lot

You gave me nothing

Now it’s all I got

We’re one

But were not the same

We hurt each other

Then we do it again

You say

Love is a temple

Love a higher law

Love is a temple

Love the higher law

You ask me to enter

But then you make me crawl

And I can’t be holding on

To what you got

When all you got is hurt

One love

One blood

One life

You got to do what you should

One life

With each other

Sisters

Brothers

One life

But were not the same

We get to carry each other

Carry each other

One

One.